ST. GEORGE — The Cedar City Police Department is asking for the public’s help to find the person or group responsible for killing part of the grass on the Canyon View High School football field in Cedar City.
The suspect or suspects dumped what smelled like diesel fuel on a 40-yard area of the grass in the shape of a penis, Cedar City Police Sgt. Jerry Womack said. While the fuel was never lit on fire, it killed the grass. The act of vandalism happened between Thursday afternoon after the school’s football practice and Friday afternoon, when it was discovered and reported.
There are no security cameras in the Canyon View High School football stadium, and police do not yet have any suspects, Womack said.
“The grass doesn’t just grow back,” Womack said. “They’re going to have to either re-sod it or something.”
The cost to repair the damage could cost hundreds of dollars, but based on how much it actually ends up costing, those responsible will likely face a Class A misdemeanor or possibly even a felony vandalism charge, Womack said.
In the meantime, the penis shape on the field has been painted over, and the field is still being used.
Anyone with information about the crime or who could be responsible is asked to call the Cedar City Police Department at 435-586-2956.
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This article made me cry I was laughing so much. The editors are going to have fun sifting through the comments on this one.
HaHa! It’s hard not to laugh. Shame on them! ???
Very wrong, but darn funny
I hope there is a stiff penalty when they are caught!
Probably rivals.
Possible felony charges???? That seems a bit extreme. I guess size does matter.
Brings a whole new meaning to ball tampering, GS. Glans you agree.
Might need to erect some security cameras around the stadium.
Agreed. At least some additional security along a similar vein.
It’s a hard issue for sure anejo! Input from the pubic might help provide a firm perspective from the genitals demographic
I can’t imagine the Cedar City pubic will see the funny side of this. It’s almost prepuceterous…
PenisGate.
Hahaha. Sucks they killed the grass, but funny anyway.
hahahah well thats a dick move ????
oh shoot I gotta come back for this one!!! hahahaha its going to be hard to get that off!!!??
ohh heck ?? I can’t stop the prosecuting attorney said he would cover it pro bono!!!!??
This is just ridickulous!!!! okay im done, promise. thats really not cool but I couldn’t help but laugh ?
what jerk off did that!!! I hope the judge gives them a stiff sentence! They won’t get off easy! okay im done for now!
Probably a member of the school. I’m sure our erected leaders will catch the culprit. But don’t be too hardon them.
LOL! Hope CCPD doesn’t blow it and finds the perps!
Nasty wicked people! with your filthy dirty corrupt minds! All of you sinners and your giant 40 yard penises! You’re all going to hell!!!
😉
Maybe they need to bring in Dick Tracy…..
I guess size does matter! GO FALCONS!
Ahhh yes – Mormon girls at play!
They should erect a fence for protection.
Is it just me – or does Canyon View always get the shaft?
At least it was not a giant vagina. So scary.