Osama bin Laden Dead: ‘We Got the SOB’

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PAKISTAN – Major network and cable media have, as most people know, reported that Osama bin Laden is dead.  Fox News says that it  it broke the news about 39 minutes after the hour.

Osama bin Laden is dead and reports indicate that he was killed by either bomb or missile action of the United States.

Fox News has reported that the United States was already in a position to confirm a DNA match, and has now done so.

United States Marine Corps Colonel (Ret.) Patrick Curtis, resident of St. George, says that absolutely, no question, these reports are true in an interview with St. George News.

“We got the SOB!  God bless America!”

Curtis explains that the United States has collected DNA from bin Laden’s family members over years, more than adequate to confirm the certainty that bin Laden has been slain.

“We’ve had his family DNA for a long time.”

The President has delivered his address, stating that the action was taken at his direction and affirms that after the firefight the United States has taken custody of bin Laden’s body.

“The death of bin Laden marks our most significant achievement to date in our nation’s effort to defeat Al Qaeda.”

Emphasizing the need for this nation to remain vigilant, the President clarified our enemy.

“As we do [remain vigilant], we must also reaffirm that the United States is not and never will be at war with Islam.  I’ve made clear just as President Bush did shortly after 9/11 that our war is not against Islam because bin Laden was not a muslim leader, he was a mass murderer of muslims.”

The President continued to emphasize that the American people did not choose this fight, the fight came to our shores.

“We will never tolerate when our security is being threatened.”

President Obama closed his address with elements of our pledge of allegiance.

“One nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”

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1 Comment

  • W Murrell May 1, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    When the wicked perish, the righteous rejoice! It is hard to see that Obama is trying hard to take credit for this operation that G. Bush put into motion. Because Obama is trying hard to deflect blame for the bad economic situation on Bush. The dirtiest of secrets is that if the US improves it will not be because of Obama unless he relents on obamacare and other debacles and the US Repubs need to get on the offensive and make it clear that Repubs want what is best for the citizens of the US which is only one term for Obama. This is important but the muslims will continue to jihad and terrorize the world. The moderate muslims need to start distinguish themselves from the radicals or their patronizing is going to mean absolutely nothing.

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